Single and hoping to find some hot phone sex.

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by sdmassageman (Newborn Zoner) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 19:25:30

Hi Zoners,

As I'm fairly new to the whole zone thing, i'm not sure if this topic has been discussed, and if so, i apologize for the reposting--i know how some get upset about that.

I am single...very single...and would obviously love to find someone to date and call my own--but in the mean-time; we're all adults, and I was wondering if anyone would be interested in some great phone sex...women only please. If you would be, please either send me some private mail, or drop me a pqn thingy.

Writing to tell me how immoral and horrible i am? Please save your fingers the exercise, as they will be deleted promptly. smile

Thanks, and hope to hear from someone!

Post 2 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 19:46:14

I've got just the number for you 1800zonebbs... rofl done now

Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 19:49:27

Ok no I'm not done
yes for some crazy "rocking" or something crazy moving like that call 800zonebbs... your first attraction will be jennie, and if you press 2 instead of spanish you'll get the other zone whore...
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blackbird! if you need further instructions... call and hit 0 where you can hear them from J Squared.

Post 4 by PorkInCider (Wind assisted.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 19:53:42

I might be a zone whore, but I don't need to come looking for it on the boards like the rest of the sad little fuckers are around here. but thank you for the recognition.

Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 19:55:06

no problems kevinly. and I know just thought i'd advertize your services for you... just think of me as a female internet pimp or something.

Post 6 by Don'tBlaisMeBro (Folle et simple est la brebis qui au loup se confesse.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 20:36:23

This, in my eyes, was completely pointless.
'as we're all adults', yeah, well, you see how far that got.

Post 7 by nikos (English words from a Greek thinking brain) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 20:38:44

The statement we are not adults is wrong. There are users from 13 and above so a lot of them are not adults.

Post 8 by frequency (the music man) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 22:09:59

jesus christ! adults my ass! The sad thing is, i bet someone's actually contacted him. lol

Post 9 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 22:12:49

Yes, but he wouldn't talk to me. <grin>

Bob

Post 10 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 26-Jan-2007 22:53:28

In his defense, there was a post started by someone else several months ago asking for people to give their views on phone sex. I seem to remember many, many zoners saying there is nothing wrong with it.

Post 11 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 0:12:03

lol gosh you guys are funny! Lol poor old Bobby!

Post 12 by Toonhead71 (move over school!) on Saturday, 27-Jan-2007 3:15:51

Hey, i've got a phone sitting here and it's all lonely, it might need some sexual stimulation as well. Hey, you did say phone sex afterall...ok, leaving now!!!!

Post 13 by josh (124) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 12:03:21

are we all adults here? it seems like some peoples have problems or something.

Post 14 by DougS (Veteran Zoner) on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2007 13:13:44

Well, I make my twice a year visit to the boards and... Although I find his approach a bit unconventional, he has a right. At least, if a lady was to contact him, she, and all of us who read that know what it is he really wants.

Post 15 by JH_Radio (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Friday, 01-Jun-2007 23:52:54

Heh, I think he's about given up. LOL look at how many bord posts he's got!

Post 16 by lauralou (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2007 20:41:47

this person is probably fuggly as hell, and has no life, and is desperate, lol, and you are immoral, and horrible, ha ha ha and u cant delete boared messages, so just thought i'd let u know, and also, um, i forgot, ya bye, lol

Post 17 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 13-Jun-2007 22:20:08

Lol, apparently there's more than one person reviving pointless topics. And now I'm adding to the pointlessness only to say that, while I find his approach slightly desperate and sad, at least he was up front and honest about what he wanted. And as Becky pointed out, in the topic about views on phone sex, loads of people were saying that they thought it was perfectly acceptable, even enjoyable, so I don't really see why he should be shot down just for advertising that he wants some.

Post 18 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 13:29:12

well said chelsea.

Post 19 by The Roman Battle Mask (Making great use of my Employer's time.) on Thursday, 14-Jun-2007 15:45:13

Why not get out of the house go to a bar and look for the real thing?

Post 20 by allisonfm (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 25-Nov-2007 19:47:18

I have to agree. The real thing is really a lot more fun. But if you're hell bent on a phone fucking, why not post to sex addicts anonymous on Graffiti?